Funny Videos With Scenes From Rudolph
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer jokes for parents, teachers, kids and fans of Rudolph.
Riddles, jokes and puns about Santa's most famous reindeer of all. Keep reading this page for the best collection of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer jokes anywhere.
You can use these funny jokes about Rudolph in the weeks and days before Christmas – or after watching the movie. Don't have the movie on hand? No worries! Get it on DVD (with lots of fun bonus extras) here: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or stream it on our site here: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Full Video)
Have fun by writing these jokes on Post-it notes and sticking them where your kids can find them. Great for lunchboxes, notebooks and on the bathroom mirror.
Rudolph Jokes
Q: What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer eat for breakfast?
A: Deerios.
Q: Did Rudolph go to public school?
A: Nope – he was elf-taught.
Q: Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer express his deepest, secret thoughts?
A: In his reindiary.
Q: Why didn't Rudolph make honor roll in school this marking period?
A: Because he went down in History.
Q: What does Rudolph hang on his Christmas trees?
A: Horn-aments.
Q: What did Rudolph say when he won the lottery?
A: Christmas be my lucky day.
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Q: What did Rudolph say when he stepped into a big puddle?
A: It must have reindheer.
Q: What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like about rainy days?
A: The reinbows!
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at the calen-deer.
Q: Who's the smartest member of Santa's sleigh team?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed braindeer.
Q: What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food?
A: He got Reindiarrhea.
Q: What would Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer do if he lost his tail?
A: Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A Pony sleigh station.
Q: Why does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer have a fur coat?
A: Because he would look silly in a snow suit.
Q: Why is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Q: Why was Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer directing the Christmas play?
A: Because Santa asked Rudolph: "won't you guide my play tonight?"
Q: How is a Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like a coin?
A: He has a head on one side and tail on the other
Q: What does Santa do to make everyone at the North Pole polite?
A: He turns Rude-Off.
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Q: Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A: To fly to the other side.
Q: Why does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer fly?
A: Because he can't drive.
Q: How do you get into Rudolph's house?
A: You ring his deer-bell.
Q: Why did the Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because he overheard Santa say "No L" when he walked by.
Q: Why is Rudolph always wet?
A: Because he's a rain-deer.
Q: What kind of money does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer use to buy things?
A: Jingle bills.
Q: Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like to go for ice cream?
A: Deery Queen.
Q. What is brown, white, and red all over?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer with a sunburn.
Q: Why did the Rudolph ask the turkey to join the North Pole band?
A: Because it had the drum sticks.
Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed frog.
Q: What did Rudolph's mom say before he left for a school field trip?
A: I hope it doesn't raindeer.
Q: What did Santa's sleigh team say about Rudolph when he started to get too bossy?
A: We should call him a REIGNdeer instead.
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